Brian is the fastest man in the universe. A world class log roller, a professional insomniac & a wine aficionado trained by Baccus, himself. Brian has always viewed the world in his very own sui generis way. Schooled in surfing at a prestigious Institute, yes, he was institutionalized, Brian has not only mastered excellent technical skills but has also discovered the key to great client relationships, the art of the %u2018bribe%u2019. His goal now is to show up & push the button. What you see is what you get....if you close one eye.